Talk:Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/@comment-77.254.147.84-20140209182547/@comment-76.219.153.131-20140721005102

Hiccup. Every time Astrid looks at you, her eyes burst with love. You are now canon. Never forget that. You are taken. Dont let that slip from your mind. Please. I love you with all my heart, like every other fangirl or gay guy does. ( Haha. ) Im kidding. Just please. Im begging you. You are not Mavis' boy, or Merida's boy, or Rapunzel's boy, or Elsa's boy ( or Anna's ) AND YOU ARE NOT JACK'S BOY!!!! ( phfffff, you gay people and your ships. ) Astrid is more beautiful, sweet, fiery, poet-like, and tough than other girl there. Or boy. ( WTF IS WITH THAT ) We will support you and Astrid until all those ships are turned to dust.

WE LOVE YOU TWO! AND WE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE IN THIS BATTLE-SHIP!