Talk:Avengers AU/@comment-79.7.197.161-20140504175815/@comment-64.231.139.80-20140719211350

LOL XD I can totally see that:

Pitch: What do I have to fear?

Jack: The Big Four. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like Earth's Mightiest Heroes type thing.

Pitch: Yes, I've met them.

Jack: Yeah. Takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But let's do a headcount here. The Guardians, your long-time enemies, a legendary viking who has the ability to tame every dragon he meets, a princess who can heal every single soldier in our army just by singing some ancient song, an expert archer who never misses, a couple of vikings and dragons, and a night fury, and you, big fella, managed to piss off every single one of them.

Pitch: I have an army.

Jack: We have Elsa