Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-5876014-20141006212408/@comment-70.49.56.119-20141011022841

103.14.62.224 wrote: Or Alternatively...  Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY

QUEEN ELSA

VERSUS

PRINCESS MERIDA

BEGIN!

Elsa: Hey nice hair Ms. Curly ass fro You’re out of control Mine is slick like the snow Your right it’s petty to just focus on your look Should we focus on talent 'cause we know you can't cook Go ahead and threaten me with your little wooden weapon But not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’

Up on your turf ‘cause I’m  straight rippin’ from Narnia And if you walk out the door now I promise no harm to ye’.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">Merida: That’s rich coming from a from a Frozen ass bitch

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">I don’t even need my bow to deal with this sitch’

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">I didn’t realise you started rapping 'cause I thought we kept it classy With the noises coming out your mouth I thought it was your sister being gassy!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">You’ll destroy yourself by keepin’ everything inside Your powers can’t be controlled ‘cause your sick in the mind!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">Both parents are dead! Now you’re ill in the head - If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red - Hair! Cause you changed your sis Didn’t notice till now but your fate is this To be upstaged by we the new dominate race I guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place. <p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">Elsa: Don’t pop your top you unreasonable scot If you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">turned your mom to a bear how the hell is that fair? At least when I try and change people I only change their hair!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">If you say you can go change your fate But I know the only reason you say you can Is cause you suck at choosing a date!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">Merida: Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght 'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a sham Not an actual royal specimen like I am.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">And now you  understand I’ve just kicked your ass, so take my solemn advice dear. And let it go.

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">WHO WON WHO’S NEXT?

<p style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:10px;outline:none;color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif;"><span style="color:rgb(255,255,255);font-family:Futura,'CenturyGothic',AppleGothic,sans-serif;">YOU DECIDE!!!

That rap was awesome. I actually went like "PWNED!" more than a few times and then my family started staring at me oddly. Even more so when I told them I was reading a rap battle between Merida and Elsa.