Talk:Hogwarts AU/@comment-45.33.129.49-20160819225751

Let me tell you all a story Once upon a time Jack, Hiccup, Merida and Rapunzal were walking around outside for some reason then a bear appeared and Rapunzal sang a song and then the bear turned into an apple. Merida wanted to eat the apple but Rapunzal didn't want her to hurt the apple so they started fighting and then Jack took the apple and threw it down the road. The apple got hit by a car and turned into a Merida's mum who forced her to go shopping with her and they bought a wedding dress. Merida had to marry a bear as punishment for trying to eat her mother. Pitch comes in and starts to dance and his dancing is so bad Jack melts into a puddle of water due to his horror of seeing pitch dance. Then pitch begins to dance even harder and hiccup rides away with Toothless because he's helpless as long as Pitch is dancing and has to find a way to make pitch stop. Then red death comes in and eats all of them. The all live happily ever after inside red deaths belly. Merida is now married to a bear and Pitch is still dancing inside Red deaths stomach. THE END