Talk:Jackunzel/@comment-16059609-20140323160324

How to be a Jackunzel/Jelsa advocate (a sarcastic commentary)

All you have to do is clog the comment section with one of four posts over and over again:

1) "I love Jackunzel/Jelsa! [insert fangirling]"

2) "Jackunzel/Jelsa sucks (because)"

3) "Don't try to stop the fandom war, it will never end."

4) "Are you aware there's a war going on between Jackunzel and Jelsa shippers?"

''Grammar and reasoning are optional. If you choose to reason, use the same exact arguments that others have posted before you a hundred times. And be sure not to be logged on!''

All joking aside, though:

I do not mean to insult you guys or hurt your feelings, and I apoligize if I offend anyone. I just want to point out that you guys do post the same stuff over and over and over and over. I would be fine with you guys debating, but it's the same arguments OVER AND OVER AND OVER. It gets old faster than Elsa can build an ice castle. In fact, it gets old faster than you can say "You guys are making Jack cry"– which is actually about as fast as it takes Elsa to build an ice castle.

I would like to respond to each of these four types of comments.

1) "I love Jackunzel/Jelsa!"

Okay. Give me something to go on that I havent heard a million times. Ditto No. 2.

3) "Don't try to stop the fandom war, it will never end."

Uh-huh. Nothing lasts forever, especially fads like this. Anybody remember the Jonas Brothers? Whatever even hapened to them? Anybody remember those Anons that were making fun of ROTBD in the comments of this Wikia? Gone. I probably don't even have to try, hopefully it'll just die down on its own. It might take a generation though.

4) "Are you aware that there's a shipping war going on between Jackunzel and Jelsa shippers?"

WHAT? NO! How can that be? It's not as if we got any warning, like, for example, a bajillion comments on the pages of Jackunzel, Jelsa, Rapunzel, Jack Frost, and Elsa. Now if there were comments like that, I would probably be able to deduce that there was some sort of a war going on. <--Sarcasm alert oh wait THERE ARE. This is the comment that really ticks me off. OF COURSE I know there's a freaking war going on! Especially if I've already commented on it and this phrase is in a reply to that comment. I'm not stupid, guys.

Also, if your life's work is to promote a ship between fictoinal characters, you guys need a serious reality check. Go turn on the news, for goodness sake. Turn off your computer and take a walk. Talk to your neighbors. DRAMA DOES NOT MAKE THE WORLD GO 'ROUND. CENTRIPETAL FORCE AND GRAVITY DOES. Get a life.